LOL February 7, 2011 Issue

Church bulletin bloopers

Carolina Casperson

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.”

Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

Don’t let worry kill you off—let the Church help.

For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What Is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment, and gracious hostility.

—Submitted by Carolina Casperson

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