Lots of Laughs August 20, 2012 Issue

Church signs

“Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.” 

“Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons. Come hear one!”  

“God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.” 

“This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?” 

“In the dark? Follow the Son.” 

“If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.”

A singing group called “The Resurrection” was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, “The Resurrection is postponed.”

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