I HEREBY
notify the public that scurrilous letters purporting to bear my signature—letters of evil intent—that I never wrote, never caused to be written, and never saw until they were given to me by the individuals to whom they were superscribed, are constantly being circulated.
Contributors to our periodicals are informed that it is a rule of the Editorial Department that all contributions must be accompanied by the full name and address of the writer.
My beloved Students:—If your right hand is not to know what your left hand doeth, may I ask you to change hands, and allow me to thank you deep down in my heart for the gift of $1,632.